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I Celebrate The Day (That You Changed My History) by mvrvi
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
23 Jun 2026
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A sequel to my work "Bernadette (You Are My Liberty)".
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Itzamara has now arrived to Port Royal and founds herself still in the main plot after a seemingly miracle. Now she had to take care of two kids and an adult.
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Itzamara gets to raise Will and Elizabeth while she waits for the actual plot to start.
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She's trying to stay sane for ten years without the crew, the Black Pearl, and most important, her Captain.
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- Part 2 of Bernadette
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{ Inspired by the song "Bernadette" by IAMX }
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—A girl that was reborn in the least expected place as a second chance and meets the least expected characters, making her personal mission to make their fates change and help them as much as she can. She could only hope it was for the best.
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Where Itzamara gets reborn and remains oblivious for two decades about where she was living until she enters the eye of the storm without realising.
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Barbossa is a masochist that likes his women strong and intelligent and is smitten with Itzamara since she threatened him with a dagger.
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- Part 1 of Bernadette
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𝙹𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎, 𝚊 𝚌𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚢 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚊, 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚍𝚘𝚕 𝚋𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝.
𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜, 𝚕𝚢𝚛𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎.
𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎.
𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚊 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗.
𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕.
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House is struggling to determine what Wilson means to him
' House almost pitied him, even more so on how he's even stayed with him as long as he has over the years. He wishes he were a better friend, and he knew that reality would hurt so much worse if he wasn't zoning in and out from Vicodin use.
He figures he's had too much, just while grasping at the wavering sound of Wilson's voice between the ringing in his ears;
10 milligrams for a single tablet, he thinks momentarily, trying to fill in the middle of that thought beyond his drowsiness—
10…20...30…mg…
He's counting and he's thinking, but it's slow and it's drawn-out. But he thinks he's got it—-
“100mg…” House drawls out between letting his head fall back lazily against the armchair with slow breaths and tired eyes.
‘100 100 100.’
He wants to remember his limit, it's there, he's got it— but it's slipping, it's slipping and so is he. Because he can't comprehend why Wilson is staring at him the way he is, in horror he thinks—
But before House can clarify, he's fading. '
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Untold scales. by Sc3n3T00Dl3s
Fandoms: Kindergarten (SmashGames Video Games), The Aristocats (1970), Cookie Run (Video Game), The Lion King (Movies 1994 1998 2004), The Lion Guard (Cartoon), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Multi-Fandom, Geronimo Stilton - Geronimo Stilton, Dangan Ronpa Series, PHIGHTING! (Roblox), OMORI (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dandy's World (Roblox), Gori: Cuddly Carnage (Video Game), Five Nights at Freddy's, My Little Pony, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Object Fool (Web Series), Cult of the Lamb (Video Game), Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Jun 2026
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The Spinoff to both Venom Torture Club and Emmy's Not so Cuddly carnage, this showcases the backstories of the two stories and the characters involved in it, explaining why they are the way they are from situations and bondings.
**SPOILERS DUE TO THE ADDITION OF THE SPOILER CHARACTERS AND PLOT POINTS**
Its also a One shot collection with some conjoined but there will still be crossovers..... obviously -
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A non-serious lightweight, hetalia chatfic because they are hilarious. Im also craving a super long chatfic and yeah that's pretty much it dawg.
Also what if I said I was too lazy to actually use grammar all the time?
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Sins of Caliber. 50 by Kyokotsu_Sama
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)
22 Jun 2026
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Giyuu and Sanemi are agents who investigate criminal cases, which are often very violent and difficult to solve. Giyuu likes to observe the scene in detail and understand every reason that led to it, while Sanemi, a former japonese army soldier, only thinks about one thing: grabbing the bad guys by the neck and wiping the interrogation room with their faces. Both want to solve a case, although in different ways, which generates a lot of discord between them.
However, for about three months they have been investigating a case involving politicians with a history of corruption or wanted by the justice system, and about their bodies that have been appearing dead, most of them hit by sniper ammunition. They think they are dealing with a dangerous man, and when they catch him they are surprised not by a dangerous man but by a dangerous and somewhat...naughty young woman who is going to give them some trouble. -
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It's been half a year since Astarion returned to Baldur's Gate with his rediscovered love, Jen, Tav in her next life. Nevermind the fact that he had to make a deal with Baba Yaga and travel to an entirely different plane of existence called "Texas" to find her and fall in love with each other all over again. That's history now! He has his little mud mephit back, and they're just as happy as they can be at their estate in Baldur's Gate.
True, Jen may be struggling to learn magic. But he's certain she'll get there. She is an elf, after all. Or was. Anyway, bodies are changeable things, so he's certain her human form is temporary.
Jen, however, is less certain and feels more and more like an alien as days turn to weeks turn to months. She's no closer to learning where she fits in this wildly different new world. Her chronic conditions aren't getting any better, she can't seem to pick up magic, she's trapped away from everything she used to love, and she can't help but feel like it's all going to destroy the happiness she and Astarion found together before she left her life behind to be a part of his.
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- Part 2 of Astarion and Jen
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After their first night together, Caruso finds himself coming back again and again to Victor’s apartment. Typically to have sex, but mostly for the enjoyment of Victors' company. As they grow closer, Caruso finds it harder to tell himself that he feels nothing romantic for Victor, and that he’s only doing this for the sake of his “mission”.
Or, 9 times that Caruso spends his night with Victor while telling himself that it means nothing, and 1 time he admits that he wants something more. Also each chapter is lightly based on a different song.
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- Part 2 of Try A Little Tenderness
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Just Around the Spidey Bend by diceysmiles
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)
22 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker comes to inside a chrysalis. His last memory was of him dying. But he soon comes to the realization that he is far far from home. (No relation to Tom Holland Films whatsoever—just needed to throw that out there in case that was confusing.) His first priority, don't get caught. Second, find food and shelter. Third, well, the third priority on his list is to figure out why he is where he is and who sent him there. And the only thing he is certain of is that he won't finish that list of priorities in a timely manner. Will he ever find the answers he needs? And if he doesn't, will he ever get back to the woman he loves?
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ОПА!
(Организация против анонимните!)
В началото бяха Анонимните и те казаха: „Нека му вземем душата на тоя!“.
Но никой, дори и Анонимните от ЦЕРН, не може да победи желанието на един българин за „безплатното“!
Никола е живото доказателство, че когато не може да си набавя култура през стария канал (да почиват в мир сървърите му!), е готов да създаде Гилдията на Ъндърграунд Книжнината и да даде литература на народа!
Светът не го чака – войните пламват и горят, а Никола се опитва да бъде добър баща за племенника си, малкия Алексей (Аляска), и добър съпруг за комшията си, чието тръскащо се дупе и копринени шалвари не само го извадиха от гардероба, ами му сложиха и халка на пръста!
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- Part 1 of ОПА!
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Realizing that you’re in love with your best friend hits you like a freight train.
Or, at least that's what happened to Kyrie.
Being confronted by feelings Kyrie took as "friendly", she finds herself reconsidering every moment spent with Adela. She wonders if confessing her love is worth risking the friendship that she cherishes the most.
A story of yuri, interactions causing too many emotions, a nervous breakdown, and finally a happy ending.
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Link Click chatfic in a high school AU.
This is meant to be stupid.
I'll try keeping everyone in character, but we haven't even met Jae Lee, so I'm making stuff up for him.
I got the idea for the chatfic from herewithyou, who created a Blue Lock chatfic. GO READ IT, IT'S SO PEAK.
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The Super True Story Of How Billy Butcher Finally Took–wasforciblyinjectedwith-V. by fakeaccunt for ogurechik
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019), The Boys (Comics)
22 Jun 2026
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.oOo.
Compound V really had a way of making a lasting fucking impression.
Or maybe that was just Homelander...
What a fuckin' c–.
.oOo.
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The Beauty Schedule of a Vain Sex Kitten by felinesindolence (kanwoyamakan)
Fandoms: Lupin III
22 Jun 2026
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Lynn—The Sex Kitten and 5th member of Lupin's gang embarks on a heist. Between the beginning and end of it, she ventures out to maintain her vanity and keep out of boredom following a fickle—as her whims during the time are—schedule. The days are not in order or realised to their full potential, but she’s determined to gain or have fun, for nothing is ever a loss to her.
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- Part 6 of Whispering Mischief
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Honeygrin’s new contract as court jester and teacher takes her to the island of Stynewallen, where a particularly incorrigible princess is reportedly waiting for her.
What she had expected was a manageable task and a new, very risqué adventure in which she could put her special disciplinary methods into practice.
What she hadn’t expected was an experience that would make her question her own life.
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“Ask. Don't make a demand,” Honeygrin whispered. Her lips were so close to Dagny’s neck that every letter she uttered brushed against the fine hairs there.
“P-please."
Honeygrin once again pressed her lips gently against Dagny’s neck. She wasn’t kissing her; she just let them rest there, breathing in, breathing out, breathing in.
“Oh, please,” Dagny whispered, clutching Honeygrin’s arms, which were still wrapped around her, a little tighter. Honeygrin’s breath was so warm and felt so good. “I won’t beg for it,” she said in a final attempt to sound defiant, but it came out more like a shaky whisper. Dagny tried with all her might to stop herself from pressing her neck against Honeygrin’s lips.
“You’re already doing that,” Honeygrin whispered.
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my personal iteration/retelling of the outskirts episode from slendytubbies 3, written for fun and practice. i dont normally write fics, excuse me if this is buns
comments and kudos are appreciated
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Batman Versus the Red Herring by a_pun_or_something
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (1966)
21 Jun 2026
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Catwoman wants a date. And she’s not above using subterfuge, blackmail, and grand theft to get one.
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kawa: guys be honest, is my ass flat?
makki: do you ACTUALLY want the TRUTH?
kawa: yes.
suga: let me hold your hand when I say this...
shirabu: it's flat
suna: yeah its pretty fucking flat dude
kawa: FUCK.
suga: i'd still eat that ass all the way tho 😛
kawa: omg mr. refreshing... 🫣
im going to syd, come hereakaashi: what did I just walk up on...
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2007
Un niño que perdió a su familia se encuentra atrapado en una historia iniciada décadas antes de su nacimiento.
Historia que continua siendo escrita y no le importa arrastrarlo a un infierno del que pocos logran escapar sin llenar de sangre sus manos.La fábrica de muerte que llevaba diez años en silencio alza la voz.
Los experimentos que escaparon y lograron crear sus refugios en el exterior escuchan la advertencia.
Esa paz es amenazada por las nuevas acciones de los carniceros , una facción sobreviviente del gran festejo, que existe y reclama por su materia prima.
Por carne y plástico.
Secuela de “Entre Flores Inmortales”
Lo que sucedió al escapar todos de la fábrica.
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- Part 2 of Flores de carne y papel