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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    Turns out, being the all knowing eye isn't as omniscient nor fun as everyone said it was; at least, to Eggchan.
    Where others see objects, Eggchan saw shapes. When chunguses see colors, Eggchan saw auras. It's hard to explain the intricacy of the universe when all the others had ever known and will ever know was just the skin of reality.

    5 times Eggchan couldn't see, and one time he could (kind of.)

    Or; the new video brought back my blind Eggchan headcanon, so here we are.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    "I've already told you what I wanted!" Spoke says, though his excited tone does not match his mood. "Now all you need is to answer me!"

    "Yeah, right." Wemmbu huffs. "I did answer though. I'm not training you. Now get lost."

    or, Spoke wants Wemmbu to train him, and Wemmbu, despite really not wanting to, agrees. Something tells him that he's going to regret this deeply.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Wemmbu meets someone just like him. No, scratch that-- he meets himself just from another server. And this server hopping Wemmbu wants to help cure him of all his lifes problems?

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    LS!Wemmbu possesses UU!Wemmbu and solves all his problems (but confuses everyone else in the process).

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    01 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Wemmbu is tired. He doesn't want to be a weapon anymore, he just wants his best friend back. He's so incredibly tired of being nothing more than a weapon of destruction.

    Nothing feels like it'll ever get better. Every day spent in Arachnid's kingdom is a redundant cycle of empty promises for Eggchan's safe return, keeping him strung along like an obeying puppet. Some part of Wemmbu, at some point, begins to give up entirely.

    One night, however— Jaden finds Wemmbu, and maybe that's all it takes for things to feel just a little more brighter.

    OR, promise duo hurt/comfort after the recent events of wemmbu's pov since i love this duo so dearly

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    01 Jun 2026

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    The crate of apples sat prettily in front of him. It shines with the stupid light, and the water droplets look sprayed on by the workers. Nevertheless, they stared at him with pity; because Wemmbu can't remember Egg's voice anymore.

    In which grief isn't always linear, and a twenty year old Wemmbu had to learn it the hard way. 

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    26 May 2026