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    In the midst of a press conference announcing an expansion of the Irina Foundation to include two camps in Europe, a homophobic “activist” attempts to disrupt Shane and Ilya's statements. He seems to have forgotten that Shane is a professional athlete. It's a swift reminder.

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    Series of unfortunate events where teammates and friends find out about Shane and Ilya.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov had no idea it was possible to be so unbearably happy in February. It was objectively the worst month of the year between the terrible weather and the exhaustion of the mid-season grind, but as he sat next to his husband on a plane to Columbus in the middle of their two week roadie, he felt almost giddy. They were cuddled together watching the latest Fast and the Furious movie (they were somehow going to space, but also the ocean floor? He had been too busy staring at his husband’s freckles framing his glasses to focus, sue him).

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    Shane bonds with the team in his first season with the Centaurs, and Ilya has FeelingsTM about it.

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    CENTAURS GROUP CHAT

    [July 26th, 2:49 AM]

    Young:
    [Image Description - Young, LaPointe, and Holmberg posing together shirtless. All 3 have brand new large Centaurs tattoos on their ribs. They are clearly hammered in the picture]
    TATTTTTEEEEDDDDDD

    LaPointe:
    yu are my brothrrs for liiiiifeeefe allll of u shud be heeereeee

    Holmberg:
    YESSSSSS WE MISS YOU
    Get your asses to Mexicooooooo rn
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    Young:
    CENS CENS CENS CENS CENS

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    It's the Summer of 2022, and the Ottawa Centaurs have just won their first ever Stanley Cup. Shane and Ilya may be having a perfectly boring summer at the Cottage, but parenting their rookies via group chat is keeping them on their toes.

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